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North Wind -- April 1, 1998
Reported by Jamie, Media Relations, from her school newspaper on April Fool's Day.
(itz really North...april fools get it? arent they creative? hehe)
MOVIE PREVIEW: HANSON WORLD
by Silver Sugettos
Hanson. The name captures the attention of girls around the world who have fallen in love with these three talented brothers. While fighting off girls trying to rip off their clothes at concerts, the Hansons have decided to make their own moves into the movie industry with Hanson World.
Featuring Isaac, Taylor, and Zac, this monumental production will
definitely be a box office hit when it opens today. The trio fights to save their planet, Hanson World, from evil predators, the Spice Girls. Jealous of the Hansons' successful careers, the Spice Girls send their henchwomen, voluptuous teenage girls posing as Hanson fans, to seduce the brothers and weaken their powers.
These evil henchwomen also cause dissension among the Hanson fans by
spreading rumors that Taylor has a girlfriend. The Spice Girls infiltration is further complicated when Hanson finds out that the large MMMBop comet is heading straight toward Hanson World!
Will the Hansons be able to save their home planet? Will Hanson World ever be restored to the peaceful place it once was? This movie calls not only to Hanson fans, but to all sci-fi lovers as well.
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