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You're drifting off into a deep sleep, when you suddenly hear a voice scream, "Hey, don't leave us now!" you turn around, and standing there is Hanson, looking finer than ever. You shake your head in confusion and say, "Sorry buddies, but I'm beat" (Hey, man, this is HANSON, though) You turn around once more and they are gone. You drift into a deep sleep.
All of a sudden you are on a ferris wheel at an amusement park. You are at the top looking at the amusement park shining with lights at night. You feel someone put their arm around you, and you turn your head, and sitting right next to you is Isaac Hanson! You hear a loudspeaker in the distance with Zac's voice on it, screaming at the top of his lungs, "IKEY POOS? IKE!! Get your little patooshie up on this stage!!"
You turn to look at Ike, and you discover that it is no longer Ike, and you are no longer on a ferris wheel! You are in a van, and you are licking a lollipop! A lady says "Mackie, don't have too much sugar, honey, ok?" When you go to say 'ok' you find yourself standing up in the van, hugging the lady, saying "otay mommy. When will they be here?" you've figured out by now that you are Mackenzie Hanson, and the lady says, "Soon, Mackie. Soon."
You hear the van door start to slide open, and when you turn your head, you discover yourself in class, staring out the window. You are listening to Mrs. Schnacky (If there is a Mrs. Schnacky out there, I'm not talking about her. We had this stupid substitute named Mr. Schnacky one time, that's where the name comes from!) explain quantum physics, your most boring class.
You hear the principal's voice say "We have a new student in the class. his name is Jordan, but you can call him Taylor. _________ (insert your name here) has been chosen to be his study buddy for awhile."
As he nears closer to you, you stare at his amazing blue eyes and gasp. "What?" he asks, staring right back at you.
"Nothing" you say. "Ok. So, is this school pretty cool?" he asks, staring at you like you are the most amazing person.
"Yeah Zac, go ahead and make some popcorn" you reply, finding yourself watching a sugar-highed Zac bounce on the couch.
"You're the bestest babysitter I've ever had, _________ (your name here)." Zac practically yells in your ear.
You roll over and hit your alarm clock, which amazingly played Hanson.
"You think you can get rid of us THAT easily?" Zac asks you.

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Katies's Dreams

Dream One: (This one is really stupid) One night I had a dream that Hanson came to my house. They were being really rude especially Zac. All they did was walk around our house and watch TV. The only things that came out of there mouths where insults or saying something they wanted. Their mom was there too, but nobody else. Their mom just sat around drinking coffee.

Dream Two: My and my best friend were shopping at our local shopping center. We then saw Zac and we freaked! (Me and her love Zac) His brothers were not there. He became our friend. He was really, really funny! He wanted my phone number, but not my friends. I gave him it and he gave me his. I called him all the time even though it was long distance. Then he said he and his family were moving around where I lived. Then we went out and spent every minute together.

Dream three: My Mom and Dad were like best friends with Hanson's parents. We went to Oklahoma and spent a week there. My older brothers that are 16 an 14 hung out with Ike and Tay. I hung out with Jessica. My little brother who is 3 played with Mackie and Avery. Zac hung out me and Jessica after he relized that he wasn't doing anything. All he did was make fun of Jessica. I couldn't help not laughing. Jessica got mad at me for laughing and me and Zac made a bunch of jokes and got drunk on Dr. Pepper. We stayed up until 3:00 in the morning laughing. ( I kinda had a fun time in that dream).

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Joely P's Dream

*I just want everyone to know that I love Taylor Hanson and this story is just a joke. Please don't send me any hate mail!*

I fall asleep....
Suddenly I realize that I'm at a Hanson concert. I'm being crushed by thousands of hysterical girls. (what a surprise!!!) I look up on the stage and Tay, Ike, and Prozac are all there. Taylor is wailing away at "I Will Come To You." I get into the music, swaying back and forth and swooning. Suddenly, Taylor looks like he's about to become very sick. He sings, "Oh, I will come t----," and then he backs away from the keyboard. His face suddenly turns a very sickly shade of purple and his throat begins to enlarge. He grabs his chest and screams a high pitched, girlish shriek. (So he's a little girly. Sorry. I love him anyway.) All at once his skin tears neatly down the center of his body and it falls onto the ground in a disgusting pile of flesh. Out steps a disgusting, sweaty, moaning purple thing. It steps up to the microphone and begins to speak. "DO NOT BE ALARMED HUMANS! I AM MERELY AN ALIEN FROM VENUS! YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY MY HOST BODY, WHICH YOU KNEW AS "TAYLOR HANSON," WAS SO ALARMINGLY GIRLY. WELL, MY HOME PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A MALE BODY FOR ME, BUT THEY KIND OF SCREWED UP AND MADE MY HOST BODY WITH TOO MANY FEMALE HORMONES. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY FOR WE HAVE HEARD THAT TAYLOR HAS BEEN FRIGHTENING MANY OF YOU. I MUST GO NOW, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT SEE TAYLOR EVER AGAIN. FAREWELL!" Then the alien stomps her right foot several times, jumps up and down and yells "come on!"
In a flash she dissappears. Everyone begins to scream or cry. "Taylor was really an alien!" they moan. "And now he's..... I mean she's gone!" You contemplate these recent happenings and decide that the best thing you can do is try to get the "Taylor skin" and make a run for it. You hop onstage, and with an amazing amount of adrenaline pumping through your veins, you push the other frantic girls from the corpse and snatch it up.
After being chased for 15 miles by Hanson's body guard, Jason, you lose him and lock yourself in an old abondoned warehouse. You inspect the place and discover that it's actually the secret lair of a mad scientist who puts life into the skins that have been shed by aliens. What luck! You hand the Taylor skin to Dr. Doom and beg him to put life into your "one true love." He examines the skin, looks at you funny, and says, "Are you a lesbian or something?" You scowl but say nothing, because you need this man's help. He frowns and says, "Well, I guess I can bring her back to life." You force yourself not to scream. You just smile and say thank you. The mad doctor, much to your delight, strips the body and turns red with embarassment. "Oh, dear!" He exclaims. "I didn't know this was a boy!"
"Don't worry," you reply. "It happens all the time." Then the scientist starts to bring the body to life. He does a bunch of weird stuff which involves a skeleton, some disgusting organs stolen from morgues, and electric shocks. Suddenly, Taylor's eyes open. "Tay?" you scream. "Can you hear me?"
Tay jumps up, grabs a knife and tries to slash his wrists. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE ME SING THAT STUPID SONG ALL THE TIME!!!! MMMBOP THIS AND MMMBOP THAT!! AND THOSE TWO STUPID KIDS THEY CALLED MY BROTHERS! WHAT IDIOTS!" You realize that even though Tay looks like an angel, his soul really belongs to the devil. The Taylor you once knew was just the alien. I mean, how can a human be so perfect? It's not possible! This Taylor is mean and cruel and not talented at all. You decide that he must be destroyed. So, you and the mad scientist strap him down. You give him one last kiss and a tear escapes your eye. But you know that the Taylor you loved is gone and will never be back. So you inject him with a lethal poison. Just before his eyes close, he says, "Lean closer." So you do, thinking that he has some last words to say.
He pulls your face close to his and whispers in your ear. "It was me all the time. The alien was fake. The old Taylor was fake. I just wanted the girls. But I got so disgusted of being such a gaywad that I had to die." Then his eyes close and he is gone forever. You decide that even though his soul was ugly, his body is too beautiful to destroy. So you enbalm it with a forever-lasting glue and charge people to see it. You end up becoming richer than Bill Gates and you live happily ever after with a clone that was made from Taylor's DNA (and he's very nice.)
THE END!!!!

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Gloria Rhyne's Dream

See,I was at my grandma's house (in NC), and right next to me was all 3 Hanson brothers! Taylor was looking at my Cds (all 41!) and Zac was on the bed listening to one of my cds (I think).Issac was talking to me about something (I don't remember). Then he started to talk to Tay, and I went to the kitchen and picked up the phone (I started feeling left out) and dialed my friend Alex, I asked if he could call my other friends to ask them if they wanted to go to Klineline to swim. We hung up and standing next me was Issac. He heard the whole thing! He asked me if "myself & himself could go out on a date, alone!"
Unfortunatly,I woke up! I would have said Yes! Pray I have that I have the conclusion to that dream soon!

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Ruth's Dream

You walk into a mall and, all of a sudden bump into Tay Hanson. You scream, "Oh my gosh it's Taylor Hanson!!!"
Taylor yells, "Oh my gosh it's (your name here)!!!" You faint and Tay catches you and kisses you on the forehead. He says, "Come on, let's go catch a burger."
You say, "But, but, but, your Taylor Hanson!"
He walks you to McDonald's not saying a word, and then he sits you at a table and goes to the back of the line and gets you a (whatever you want here). He hands you your food and sits down next to you. You wonder why nobody in the restaurant wants to get Tay's autograph. When you finish, Tay takes you to The Limited store. He asks you if there is anything you want him to buy you at the store. You answer to him, "Well, I have had my eye on this pair of silver hoop earings," so he walks over to the counter and buys the earings for you. He places them in your ear. Then he disappers. You look around calling "Tay Tay Tay!"
But he is In The Middle Of Nowhere.

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An Anonymous Dream

Okay, it was like in the 1800's but mixed with present time. Hanson came to my town on a bus that was pulled by horses. I wasn't living at home, I was like in this really creepy house living with, I guess it was supposed to be my aunt and uncle. Only it was this big fat mean lady and a little skinny drunk.
Anyway, I snuck out of the house one night and went to that hanson concert. I met Taylor backstage and we really hit it off. We were like, well, I guess best friends. Then when the concert was about to start, they said that Taylor wouldn't perform.
I ran up on stage (It was like slow motion) and yelled "Tay! You have to perform!" He got really mad at me and he said it was because he was Irish. I said that I was Irish too. And he asked me what color book I was reading. I said it was sort of green, And he was like, "Oh my god! I love that book! I'm reading this one!" (he pointed to a purple one."
And Then my dream ended. It was really wierd.

My other Hanson dream was really dissappointing because Hanson was doing a concert at my town, and I was in the front row, and Taylor sat down right next to me, and he was like, looking at me with his beautiful blue eyes, and one of the amazing Taylor Hanson smiles. And I didn't say anything!!! I can remember thinking that I should. But I think that's the worst dream I've ever had.

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Taryn Wiggins's Dreams

Okay, you drift off into a deep sleep. Then you open your eyes and right in front of you you see Hanson. "Oh my god," you think,"it's Hanson." But they're looking at you funny. "What's wrong," you say. "Is there something on my face?" you ask them.
"No," they say, but they keep staring at you.
You yell, "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT????"
They say, "You look exactly like Tay!"
You run to a mirror, and you do look like Tay! "What is going on?" you think. Then you realize you must be Tay's long lost twin. "Cool," you say.
Then Diana walks in and you hear her gasp. Then "POOF," your 5 feet and 10 inches tall.You then realize that your Ike. "What is going on?" Then the next thing you know your being pushed out on stage. You begin to play a few notes on the guitar but you realize that you don't know how to play it. "OH NO!!!" People are yelling at you. Tay and Zac are yelling at you, "PLAY!!!!" What do you do? You run off stage and you don't stop until you get to your dressing room. Then Tay and Zac walk in.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? WHY WONT YOU PLAY? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?" they yell.
"I don't know," you say. Then you walk out on stage and announce that the show is canceled. People start jumping at the stage. "Oh no," they are really mad. Then someone rushes by and saves you from the angry crowd.
"POOF!" Now you find yourself in Zac's body.You start jumping all over the place, your so full of energy. You start ripping sheets off the beds. Tay and Ike try to stop you but your too out of control. Then you wake up! The End!

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Gloria Rhyne's Sequel Dream

I look around at my surrondings. I'm in my grandmother's house and I'm in the guestroom where I usually stay when I visit.
I see Zac listening to one of my cd and dancing around(!), Tay's looking at my cds!
Then, I hear a voice say in my ear "Earth to Gloria!" I look to where the voice came from and sitting next to me was Issac himself. "Huh?"I said, confused. He looked at me and said "Have you forgotten already. Have you got a boyfriend or not!"
Zac then said "Ooohhh! Issac's in love!" in a taunting voice. And then he started to hit Zac for that remark. Tay joined in by giving noogies to both of his bros.
I started feelin' left out, so I went into the kitchen and dialed my friend, Alex and told him to call up the gang and tell them to meet me at Klineline to swim.
When I hung up I looked behind me and Ike was standing behind me, frowning. He had heard the whole thing! He said "Was that your boyfriend?" He looked at the floor. I then said "Ike, Alex is my friend. We're not that good of friends, either. Anyway I don't have a boyfriend, yet."
He looked at me and headed towords me to kiss me.

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Annie's Dream

I was rollerblading and I got alot of speed while I was going down hill. Zac was crossing the street on his rollerblades and he catches me right before I run into a car! Zac and I start spinning around from the quick catch. I got all dizzy and couldn't skate straight. He says he was sorry for disturbing me, I told him he saved my life and that he could never bother me. Taylor skates up and asks if we were o.k. We said yeah. (by the way they were up in Minnesota where I'm from skating in a small town I live by cos they were gonna do a concert here in 2 days) Then my sis skates up and sees if I'm o.k. I say yeah.
Tay sees her and says hi and then said she was kinda cute he thought. Then he blushed. Zac and I were still dizzy and couldn't see each other straight yet. I did recognize his voice. He said he thought I was real pretty and then I told him I wasn't but he wouldn't give up until he got his point across. Ike finally caught up and he asked what happened. Zac explained what happened. Ike tried to talk to Tay and he was in la la land looking at Hilary. So Ike just gave up. I asked Zac if they would like to come over for lunch. He asked if it was o.k. with our parents we said they weren't home. He said sure for just a little; I don't want our parents to get worried. We walked for about 10 miles. Finally we got to my house. We made lunch and then they stayed for about 3 more hours. When Ike relized the time he said they better call their parents. When they got picked up Zac said that he wanted to see me again and Tay said he wanted Hilary's phone # so we gave them our # our address and our e-mail address. The next day we had 5 e-mails 3 messaged on our machine and at 3 they showed up at our door step. Right away Tay was in la la land. Ike saw Hilary's friend Anna and he was in the same gaze. Zac came and gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I was shocked he had given me a kiss after only a day but I was happy. Tay asked Hilary out. Ike asked Anna out and Zac asked me out and we all said yes. Zac and I kept in great contact and we always tried to visit. Then I woke up.

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